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 The New Residencia - 26th Feb in the yr "ought 6"
 

THE NEW RESIDENCIA

 

ESTABLISHED – May 3rd, 1901

Editor – Ice

Dep Editor – PuP

Vice Pres – Daze

Exec VP – Six

Exec VP Circulation- Earl Snerdly

Political Hack – I.C. Mann

Ace Reporter – Johnnie

Scoop Reporter – Scratchomo

Janitor – Orge W. Brush Jr.

 

THE WEEKEND

“Uh, Susie”, I hollered over all the racket, “is there a back door to this trailer”?

 

She looked at me in a “dazed” way and pointed toward the back of the trailer, where she had just came from.

 

By now the guy outside is yelling and although I can’t make out what he is saying, I can understand “mad”, and this boy is pissed.

 

Running down the narrow hallway I reach the back of the trailer, and sure enough there’s a door, and as I come to a stop, Susie runs into my back, her breasts juggling against me, a sensation that under different circumstances would be nice; although at the moment, it just intensifies my desire to get out of the trailer, and away from her.

 

Peeking out the little window on the door, I see a little bit of open field, maybe 20 yards, and then a barbwire fence, about waist high.  Involuntarily I flinch, as I think about traversing the fence, although that is not the big problem.  On the other side of the fence are cattle, and one big fucking bull strutting around.

 

Suddenly I realize the guy has stopped yelling and the pounding has also stopped.  The silence is somewhat disquieting to me, and as I peer out the little window, I wonder if he’s managed to get in the door.  Susie is thinking the same thing, for she whispers to me, “do you think he’s inside”? 

 

“Is this guy dangerous”, I ask her.  She looks at me, and then says, “Buck’s threatened to kill anyone he finds with me if that’s what you mean”.

 

So a semi-serious situation has turned into a deadly fix, and as my mind races to the only conclusion, which is, it’s either deal with the guy or the bull; I see movement out the window of the door.

 

A trailer is being backed next to ours.  It’s a much bigger trailer than the one we are in, almost twice as long, and more importantly, only about 15 feet from us.

 

“Susie, open the damn door, I know you’re in there”. 

 

Silence.

 

Blam!  “Shit - I think"...something just hit the front of the trailer hard.  It sounded like a sledgehammer. Blam! Blam! 

 

I believe the guy is beating the door down with something damn heavy, maybe it is a sledge, all I know is that he’ll have it down with a few more hits---Blam!

 

Blam!

 

Grabbing Susie’s hand I open the door and jump to the ground, dragging her out with me. We can hear the pounding as it resumes, sounding almost like gunshots.  Hell, is he shooting a gun, I wonder... as I look around.  The people backing the other trailer are still trying to get it situated, backing it up slowly.

 

“Come on”, I holler as I run to the other trailer, heading for the back door, praying that it’s not locked.

 

Grabbing the handle, the door opens smoothly and I both jump, and fall into the open door, dragging Susie with me.

 

 Slamming it shut behind her, I look out the window, but he has not made it in the trailer yet, I can hear him still pounding on the door, but it has a different sound to it, a sound of not much resistance.

 

Then I realize what is going on. "He’s knocked the damn thing down" - and is just finishing up now.  Man there is a lot of rage in him, I think to myself, not completely feeling safe yet.

 

Then I see him.  He’s at the door we just came out, holding a huge sledgehammer.  Stepping down to the ground, looking straight in our direction, he starts walking toward us.

 

Looking around the trailer I quickly scan for a weapon or something I can use as one. Nothing – Shit!  I look back outside and see that he’s swinging the hammer like a baseball bat, as he walks toward us.

 

“Ok sucker”, I say out loud, "come on, start hitting on this door; and when you do, we’ll go out the front door". 

 

I’m edging down the hall on my hands and knees, with Susie right behind me, when it hits me. 

 

"The back door wasn’t locked, so the front door probably isn’t either".  What if he changes his course and goes to the front door? 

 

Pausing, I listen, but can’t hear anything, scrambling up on hands and knees, I half roll, half stumble to the front door,  quickly locking it, as I look out the window.

 

Nothing! He must of kept walking to the back door, although I can’t get the angle I need to see him, if that is where he is.

 

“Okay… we’ll just sit here and wait for him to start in on the back door”, I whisper to Susie.  She nods her head, and I can see little beads of sweat on her forehead, and I feel some on my own. 

 

Inside my head - thoughts are flying everywhere, crashing into each other, one after the other.

 

Then - “Crap get ahold of yourself man”, roars through knocking everything out of the way.

 

Damn! Where is the guy in the pickup?  He should be out by now.  God I hope he didn’t just get out and walk to the clubhouse.  Surely, he’ll come  back here, and check things, right? 

 

Just then everything changes - as the back door of the trailer opens, (we’d never locked it!) and I stare in astonishment as “Buck” jumps up in the trailer, laughing as he sees us huddled next to the front door. 

 

Nothing to do but run; opening the door I jump down and turn to help Susie when all of a sudden she comes flying out, landing with a thud on the ground. 

 

In the doorway, Buck is grinning and holding a small pistol in his right hand. 

 

And from behind me – a new player in the game ---

 

“Drop it motherfucker”.

 

When I heard those words and that voice, from somewhere just over my right shoulder, and from another time and place, it was the first time I’d heard him in almost 30 years.

 

 The voice is strong, and authoritative as hell, while still being level and calm.

 

I've recognized it "instantly".

 

 It’s “Cat”.

 

And, as he walks in front of me,  never lowering his shotgun from it’s bead on Buck, he looks at me and flashes those still white teeth, while saying, “What in the fuck are you doing”?

 

 

 

NAM…..

As the jeep pulls along side the chopper, CSM Billings is looking at me.  I look back.

 

Jacoby the CSM’s driver raises his eyebrows a little, acknowledging me, as he brings the jeep to a stop.

 

Billings gets out of the jeep, snaps off a salute for Squeaky, who gives him his usual “absent minded salute” back, cause it always pisses Billings off, and of course Squeaky knows this. 

 

Turning back to the jeep, he grabs an expensive looking suitcase and hauls it out.  Civilian suitcases are not allowed in the field, but it’s one of the perks of rank, “to not have to follow the rules”. 

 

“Shit, I say under my breath, even the Colonel uses a duffel bag, but not this igmo”; adding a little louder, “I wonder if he knows there’s a war going on”?

 

But if he heard me, he ignores me, as he loads his luggage, grunting as he lifts the big suitcase into the chopper. 

 

“We have a little problem Sgt Major”, Squeaky says, “I don’t have a gunner, he’s having his appendix taking out right about now”. 

 

Billings snorts, as he says, “get another one”, as if Squeaky has chopper mechanics laying about waiting for his summons.

 

“Not any”, he answers.

 

Billings looks at me, then says, “hell, let Tyler do it, as much target practice as he gets, he ought to be good at it”.

 

“Just what I was thinking Sgt Major” – Squeaky quickly interjects before I can say anything.

 

“What’s this shit”? Billings is gesturing toward the two cases of M-16’s, that are sitting in the floor of the chopper.

 

“Changing them out for M-14’s I say, getting up into the gunner’s seat, and checking out the 60.

 

The Chaplain walks up carrying a small field bag, this is his second tour in Nam, and he usually travels light because he never stays long.  Some say he’s scared, but so am I, so what else is new? 

 

After he’s on and buckled in, Squeaky’s voice crackles through my headphones, “where’s Roberts”?

 

Before I can answer, the chopper’s engine fires smoothly, a low whine at first, and then louder, as the big overhead prop starts to slowly turn, as another jeep drives up.

 

It contains Squeaky’s co-pilot, Warrant Officer Andy Roberts, a newly arrived pilot from the states. 

 

Roberts has been in country for just a few weeks, and according to Squeaky, is still a little jumpy, which won’t be helped any by the fact that he’s late; Squeaky can’t stand being held up.

 

Roberts has time to jump in the chopper, and is buckling in as we begin to lift off the ground a few feet, hovering.

 

Through my headphones I hear Squeaky; “you just made it man, another minute I’d been flying this rig by myself”.

 

I knew Squeaky would never fly without a co-pilot, unless in an extreme emergency, but I don’t think Roberts knew that, as he answered back with, “sorry about that, I overslept”.

 

Squeaky said nothing, which was much harder on Roberts than if he had answered him, even, cussed him.

 

“Squeaky” I said thru my mike, “Let’s check Cat out, see what he’s doing”?

 

“How long has he been on the road”?

 

“About an hour or so, I think”? 

 

“Roger that, we’ll give him a buzz”.

 

I look around at the Sgt Major, he’s not plugged into the Colonel’s headphones yet, he and the Chaplain are chatting about killing people I suppose.

 

The chopper’s nose tilts downward a little, and turns toward the south as we start to move. 

 

Leveling out and picking up speed quickly, Squeaky takes us the length of the compound at  just over rooftop level, as he "opens it up", and I feel the familiar "rush", as I settle in for the ride.

 

Looking back as the compound grows smaller in the distance, I  wonder what’s on the movies tonight.

 

Squeaky’s voice brings me back, out from my thoughts, straight into his, as I hear him telling Roberts that they will be flying in rain today, and I notice the black clouds hanging out, on the edge of the horizon.

 

Below I can see the road to Cam Rahn, and I look for the laundry truck that Cat is on.

 

A Poem underneath the glass on my desk.

 

 

This world is not conclusion;

A sequel stands beyond,

Invisible, as music,

But positive, as sound.

It beckons and it baffles;

Philosophies don’t know,

And through a riddle, at the last

Sagacity must go.

 

Emily Dickinson (1830-1886)

 

 

 

 

 

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 The New Residencia - 25th Feb ought VI
 

The New Residencia

 

Est: 4930

Editor – Ice

 

Friday – Finally.

 

The “World” spun on down to Friday afternoon finally, although I knew it would, it still did.

 

Going nuts over in Iraq… killing themselves and a few GI’s every once in awhile.  They say “Civil War” is about to break out.  Damn.  Things just keep getting worse.  Reckon “ol George” has been bullshitting us about how “good” things were/are?

 

That last sentence was so close to a statement, I almost didn’t put a question mark at the end, but in the end, I decided to lay down the ol question mark, at least for now, anyway.  Amen!

 

Riinnng! (phone ringing, x’cuse me.

 

Me: “Hello”.

 

Voice on Phone: “is this I.C.Mann?

 

Me: yeah - Who’s this?

 

VOP: whazza doing?

 

Me: writing the rag, who’s this?

 

VOP: on the wrag?

 

Me: no, writing the rag, who’s this?

 

VOP: oh! Writing the wrag!

 

Me: yeah, writing the wrag, who’s this?

 

VOP: you know who this is?

 

Me: no, who’s this?

 

VOP: Earl.

 

Me: Earl?

 

VOP; yeah, Earl.

 

Me: How’re you doing Earl?

 

Earl; I dunno…. It’s raining here.

 

Me: good news.  We need the rain.

 

Earl; is it raining there?

 

Me: no, it’s not raining here?

 

Earl; not raining here either.

 

Me; I thought you said it was raining?

 

Earl; no, I said, “It’s raining here”.

 

Me; Are you drunk Earl?

 

Earl: no, but I wish I was

 

Me: ok Earl, I gotta go, see you later.

 

Earl:  ok, and say hi to all those bloggers out there.

 

Me: ok, anyone in particular, Earl?

 

Earl: yeah, “Whisp of Air”.

 

Me: hmm… never heard of that blog.  Are you sure it’s on Blogstream?

 

Earl: yeah, but “Whisp of Air” is it’s secret idenity.

 

Me: oh, so…?

 

Earl: yeah, “Whisp of Air” never shows up on the stream.  It’s another name.

 

Me: What name?

 

Earl: can’t say anymore but it’s a regular commenter on your wrag.

 

Me: hmm… you do know that It’s “rag” and not “wrag”?

 

Earl: my mother

 

Me: your mother?

 

Earl: she told me there was more women than men.

 

Me: oh, ok, I see.

 

Earl: glad you do.  Well I gotta go.

 

Me: Wait a minute.  Are you going to tell me the real identity of “Whisp of Air”?

 

Earl: why

 

Me: I’d just like to know.

 

Earl: I suppose I could tell you.

 

Me: ok, what’s her name?

 

Earl: not a her.

 

Me: ok, you insinuated it was a woman, but it’s really a man, right?

 

Earl: could be a man I think.

 

Me; is his name Whit? - BeBop?

How about Scratch?

 

Earl: are them men?

 

Me: well… yes.

 

Earl: how do you know?

 

Me: hold on a minute.  I have to go get myself a drink.  Hmm.. crown and pepsi will have to do, all out of coke.

 

Me: ok, I’m back. Where were we?

 

Me: hello? Earl? Hello…. Hello…

 

Well I guess Earl is gone.  Kind of like Blogstream you know.  Here one day, gone the next.

 

Speaking of which, today marks the end of Mr. Debunkem’s tenure here on Blogstream as he joins the ranks of “ex-Blogstream members”, and moves on down the road.  Although this rag does not know all the details, it seems that DeBunk is merely concentrating his blogging efforts in other directions. We join all the others in expressing our desire for his continued success in whatever he chooses to do.  “Good Luck Debunkem!”

 

“Crapola” – Friday night has turned into early Saturday morning.

 

Cruising the ol stream I read Colo’s latest blogs.  She’s talking about her nose, religion, and spaghetti.  Check them out if you haven’t already.  Only Colo could take those three things and write interesting commentary about them. 

 

The Prankster is talking about “sex” in a cab.  I must investigate that more fully before commenting on it.  One of his blogs has this picture of Vegas on it.  Reminds me of …. Vegas of course.  It’s been a few years since I spent time in the desert, maybe it would do us good to take another jaunt out there.

 

Over at Carrot’s House I see where she is wondering about – Taco Bells “Chicken Grilled Tequita’s”.  She mentions that maybe it should be “Grilled Chicken Tequita’s” instead. 

 

Her query about getting a bunch of chickens together underneath a heat light and grilling them till they crack like an egg is intriguing. Although, since they are already  “chickens”, and have already cracked, I doubt seriously whether or not they would crack again.  Do chickens “crack” more than once?
    

Topaz is a proud grandmother, and on her blog are pictures of the newly born baby boy.  Mother’s labor was long and exhausting but both her and the baby are doing well and Topaz is due back home tomorrow, and will hopefully be up and running sometime this weekend.  We wish them all the best.

 

Over at the “Inner Sanctum” the PolarB is going strong with her “Friday Fun Facts” and here I am late again, although I don’t remembered if I posted any last Friday.  Has anyone noticed how fast “Fridays” seem to roll around since she started this ritual?  Hmm… she states (as one of her Friday Fun Facts) that she is “double jointed”.  Gee,  I’ve always wanted to be double jointed.

 

On another one of her blogs, she has a picture of a train track and a quote from Emerson.  Worth a trip over just to see that picture and of course to read the rest of her “Friday Fun Facts”. 

 

At Pup’s blog she gives the latest on Peanut who is going to need another bit of surgery but we are pleased with his recovery so far, even though it is causing us problems with situating the rest of the dogs.  All the puppies but two are sold now, both males. Anyone need  a puppy? Lol  Finally figured out how Pup does her Friday Fun Facts, duh….  She just copies and paste PolarB’s and then changes as needed unless she agree’s with what PolarB has posted.  Hmm… maybe I need to do that?

 

While I’m on the “Friday Fun Facts”, I think I will knock out mine.

FRIDAY FUN FACTS !!!!

1.      I would love to buy a big screen television, except I don’t watch enough of it – anymore - to justify the cost.

2.   I used to be “big” on politics but have grown weary of all the b.s., therefore I tend to not write much about it anymore.

3.  I truly love the ol stream and reading all about everyone’s lives, just like Colo says.  Also, like Colo, I find that I’m not reading many books anymore.  I used to be a big “fiction” reader, but anymore I can usually predict the outcome after reading a chapter or two, which makes the book dull. On the “stream” – one can never predict the outcome. 

4.  My grandfather’s uncle was “hung” (by a rope) for stealing a horse.  Hmm… what a difference in the world today.  Back in those days if you “stole a man’s horse” they’d hang you.  Now days, you can “rape and kill” a man’s daughter/wife, and they put you on t.v. (another good reason not to buy a big screen t.v.)

5. Spring is my favorite season of the year and I can't wait for it to get here.

p.s. I also copied PolarB’s list and I, too, left Number 5 as it was.  Spring is indeed my favorite time of year.

Thanks PolarB for you Friday Fun Facts.  Everybody really get’s a kick out of it, and here’s hoping your double joints are doing better this morning.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

        

 

 

Whoops!  It’s time to go wake Pup.  Be right back.

 

Surprise!  Pup was already up.  I just brought her coffee to her and got a good morning kiss. 

 

Over at “Pie’s Blog” she is apologizing for being gone.  Seems she has been “re-charging” her batteries.  I’m just glad that she’s back.  We’ve all missed her, and, if you’ve not read her “re-post” of “The Trail Home”…. I highly recommend that you do.  A true classic story, and one I wish I’d written.

 

 

At "Ray's and Lou's" there's a cat over there on drugs.  You really need to see him - or is it a her, lol. you'll have to ask Miss Lou.

 

“Wayf’s” blog  -“Stream of Consciousness” has some interesting stuff on it as well.  You just have to go over and look at those old pictures he posted, if you haven’t already.  I think, like many of you guys that the pic of his grandfather looks just like Sean Penn.  Not sure if that’s a compliment for Gramps though.lol

 

Oh Scratch is up early this morning, not sure if he got up early or has been up all night. Hiya Kids! uncle Scratch here again, yeah I know I'm still a pain in the ass, but hey! ya gotta stick to what your good at I always say.

 

Nah, Scratch, you ain’t no pain in the ass……lol

 

“Johnnie” has developed a way to market her photo’s.  She promises more info to come.  This is great news.  Also, Connor is doing better, since she gave him some drugs.  Shh.. she said to be quite about this.  She says that he needs a bath and so does she. Hmm… I think I need a shower myself.lol  p.s. she has posted a neat poem on her blog called “Broken Trust”.  I liked it.

 

Man!! Lady Blumoon’s Friday Fun Facts are loaded with donuts.  And, did you know she “beads in bed”? lol

 

Damn! – you just have to check out Lucy’s New Looking Blog.  I’m amazed.  Plus she’s posted her Friday Fun Facts and they are neat.  She said for “everyone to have a good weekend and have a Bud on me”…. hmm.. I wonder if she’ll pay for that 6 pack of Corona I bought last night?  Maybe I should send her the bill?

 

Daze is into “physics and reality”, and whistling the tune “Sitting by the dock of the bay” by O.Redding of course.  Great song, and a good piece she has written about reality and all that stuff.  Einstein believed that just because a cause hadn’t been discovered didn’t mean it wasn’t there.  Hmm.. that’s an interesting quote.

 

“Well!” --- over at my Exec VP’s blog I find out that she is out “polling” trying to find out the average price of a gallon of gas or something to that effect.  A couple of days ago Pup asked me what I paid for gas the last time I filled up.  I told her and that was all there was to that.  Now… this morning after reading Six’s blog I find out why she (pup) wanted to know the price of gas.  You guessed it!  So she could contribute/participate in Six’s Poll.  Sure wish pup or six or somebody would of told me. Oh well…this rag is always the last to know it seems..  But, in retrospect, I guess I did (participate..hmm that sounds like rain)  since Pup got her price from me, lol. 

Btw, Six has a good blog about “pain meds” as it concerns her work.  I wonder if her meds for a twisted knee has all those terrible side effects that the meds - my doc prescribed (me) has?

 

 

And over at Belle's Blog you'd never believe what she is up to... no hints, you're just have to find out for yourselves.

 5 Funky Factoids

Leave it to Sharcher to come up with that line. Lol

 

In her funky factoids she talks about a bald head, long country roads home and some great dvds….  Good to know that she is “rocking” with her new Eagles music. Hoping the entire weekend is great for her.

 

OOPS! --- Donut over at “Uninspired Thoughts” is writing poetry.  You can imagine what it (poem) is about.  I will give you a hint.  She has invented a new word, and here it is … benis.  You will have to read her blog to find out the meaning of this new word.

 

Over at Pop’s Place the war is going strong and Pop is really a whacking George W. and family.  Reading Pop’s blog is really an eyeopening event sometimes.  He has such a keen insight on the “goings on” with our Presidential “Family”.  I guess we will probably get “Brother Jeb” when George gets through with us.  I thought it was interesting that when asked about the “Port’s Being Controlled by the Arabs”, that all “Brother Jeb” could say was that, “he trusted his brother”. Go figure, eh?

 

Whew!  Whit’s Blog has gotten deep, or should I say deeper.  He is expounding on John Lennon and his song “Imagine”.  You will just have to visit the blog yourself, for I’ve not yet looked into it at depth, which is what it’s going to take.  I will say his “Topic Blog” on elements of John’s song (Imagine)  looks mighty interesting.  I will go there sometime today and see what it entails.  Btw, this song is probably my alltime favorite John Lennon song…..

 

Mary – of the “Adventures of a Leman” is off to Hawaii…. Oh the lucky woman.  Hope she has a blast.  12 days in Hawaii.  I ponder this as I look outside at the dreary, cold, rainy day here.  Oh well, at least we are getting some needed rain.

 

“the life and times of sherrena”

has a blog written about animal cruelty at it’s worst.  I enjoyed reading it as I do all of her stuff.  Sherrena writes about “real life”… her’s is an interesting and lively place to go.  Never a dull moment.  I wonder if the dog ever got her peanut butter sandwich?

 

“My Life, Past and Present”– has seen the return of SarahW, and she has wrote a short piece about hitting the “Jackpot”, which resonates with me, for as most of you know, I hit the “Jackpot" with Pup. Yes I did.

 

“Black Sails against a Midnight Sky” by “puzzled” has instead of posting Friday Fun Facts - posted a picture that describes some of my own days.  Interesting picture.  I invite yall to take a look.  This guy writes/posts with a devious insight.  I do like reading his blog.

 

Over at “Moonsilver’s Dream” she is having computer problems.  Lost a whole post.  Don’t you just love computers?  Hey Moonsilver if you’re reading this, I think Whit’s blog about John Lennon’s song might be just the prescription you are needing right now?

 

Well guys I think it’s time for ol ice to write about his adventures in Nam and the Nudist Camp.  Hmm…. I wonder if ol Ice will get out of that jam he is in at the camp, and I wonder what kind of crapola he is about to get into by taking that chopper ride over in Nam.  I guess I will just have to wait till the next issue to find out.  I appreciate all of those that are following my adventures in those two places.  I must admit though that “fiction and truth” are soon to be blended somewhat.  Hope you continue to enjoy the stories.

 

Mini-Editorial

 

Some of you have been wondering if the ol stream is a changing?  Of course it is.  It changes everyday, but you know what?  I love the changes, and would in fact, be bored with it, if it didn’t change.

 

Is it changing for the good?  I think so. I’ve noticed of late that more bloggers are on the stream at any given moment than ever before, and to me, that’s good.  The more the merrier is absolutely a true statement.

 

Which brings me to a topic I would like to expound on a little.  And that is “How does one stay up with everything on the stream?”  I don’t have the answer to that one, for it is hectic just keeping up with my favorite list, and although I do my best to read “new bloggers”, I just don’t have enough time to read everything that comes out on the stream.  And I know that is to my detriment. Because I know that really “good stuff” is getting by me. If anyone has any suggestions, feel free to submit them to me.