All through this blog I see people bitching about this, and about that, including yours truly. Me thinks that we take our Freedom for granted. The freedom to get up on a Saturday morning and go screwing around, or mow the grass, or do nothing.

The freedom to live anywhere in this great country, that we choose, on the beach, in the mountains, or in huge urban cities; we have the freedom to go/and live anywhere we want to.

The freedom to work hard and rise, or work not at all, and live a life of leisure collecting a gov't check. The freedom to "fight for our freedom", or to sit back and bitch - while someone else does our dirty work.

The freedom to have a legitimate say-so about how our country is run, which the majority of us do not take advantage of.

Yes, the freedom to write whatever they want, to adopt any attitude they desire on this blog.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'll "lock and load" when my freedom is threatened - and trust me - I will pull the trigger on anyone trying to take it from me.

dateline, somewhere in South Dakota. Reports are arriving of a 'tiddly wink' attack on Channel One News - overnight. Details scarce, but news expected momentarily - 'please stand by'.

dateline, Eeks Poetry, investigative reporters, S.J. Hump and Wee Wacky have yet to report in (from Eeks), but local sources say Debunkem still unavailable for comment, though he has posted at several stops - at Eeks. sincerely, Eeks Correspondent, Clark K. Ent

dateline, Paris, France, it has been learned today that the 'famous world reknown time traveler - Claude DeBunkem has been discovered', although S.J. Hump and Wee Willie, (digestive investigating reporters for this rag)were not responsible for locating him.

Debunk was found by 'Azmelt H. Twooh', a little known poet currently living in Eeek, Finland. Mr. Twooh discovered the aforementioned Mr. Debunk early this morning, wandering around 'Eeek,' reciting poetry, and lamenting 'silly people in general', and 'silly politicians', to be specific.

S.J. Hump and Wee Willie are enroute, as this is being written, to Eeek to see if they can interview Mr. Debunkem. Channel One News will undoubtedly have more on this report as soon as it develops.

dateline; Rome, Georgia, THIS JUST IN

Late tonight after extensive questioning concerning the disappearance of Hymus R. Peckersmith the fourth, Wee Wacky, "special assistant" to Mr. Peckersmith was released by the Rome, Georgia - Police Department.

When asked about the situation, Mr. Wacky referred all comments to his lawyer, 'Pears N. Masonjar,' a local attorney brought out of retirement to represent Mr. Wacky.

Acting Lead Indigestive Investigator for "The New Residencia," S.J. Hump had 'no comment,' and said that he would be issuing a report when and if he ever knew anything.